Ode to the Golden Arches
Where wealth and taste in union wage,
No gilded palace could compare
To this bright beacon of the square.
What kings once dreamed, and poets sung,
Now fills the mouths of old and young.
No gilded palace could compare
To this bright beacon of the square.
What kings once dreamed, and poets sung,
Now fills the mouths of old and young.
Behold the arches, shining gold,
More treasured than the crowns of old,
Where every man, of high or low,
May dine like royalty, in tow.
The feast prepared with equal care,
For commoner and prince to share.
More treasured than the crowns of old,
Where every man, of high or low,
May dine like royalty, in tow.
The feast prepared with equal care,
For commoner and prince to share.
Here, taste and speed in harmony,
Fulfill the modern fantasy.
No endless wait, no lavish fuss—
A feast arrives with little thrust!
What joy to hold, in hand so light,
A meal complete, both day and night.
Fulfill the modern fantasy.
No endless wait, no lavish fuss—
A feast arrives with little thrust!
What joy to hold, in hand so light,
A meal complete, both day and night.
The cheeseburger, a humble throne,
With flavors rich, though simply grown,
Delights the tongue, and warms the soul,
In every land, from pole to pole.
No artifice, no pompous show,
Just comfort found in every glow.
With flavors rich, though simply grown,
Delights the tongue, and warms the soul,
In every land, from pole to pole.
No artifice, no pompous show,
Just comfort found in every glow.
So let the critics voice their scorn,
For they, by hunger, were not born.
The truth is plain for all to see,
In every happy meal set free:
Here lies the triumph of our time,
Where simple joys and reason rhyme.
For they, by hunger, were not born.
The truth is plain for all to see,
In every happy meal set free:
Here lies the triumph of our time,
Where simple joys and reason rhyme.
Then raise a toast, with Coke in hand,
To this grand gift across the land.
For in each bite, a truth unfolds—
The Golden Arches gleam with gold.
To this grand gift across the land.
For in each bite, a truth unfolds—
The Golden Arches gleam with gold.